Semenmax come 'til your balls ache!

Well, first there were blowjobs. Then there were cum shots. Then there were group cum shots. Then there was butakki ( or however you say it ). Well now, seems there's cum baths! So what next, how far can it go and where do they get all the cum from?

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Now just on the off chance that Ron Jeremy has a bad day ( who's he? ), them I suspect they have some fake semen available. I dunno if there's a company that makes fake spunk and ships it out to the set where they make the porno films, but if there's a dollar in it there may well be. I've seen someone asking on a board for a recipe for fake man juice, and replies ranged from handcream to some elaborate recipe involving whites of eggs, but hey if you have a big budget porn flick with big stars you don't want to skimp on the important bit do you?

Here's a link to a chinese looking girl getting a spunk bath.

http://www.jointheporn.com

That's entertainment!

m 'til your balls ache"

Oh the disappointment ;-(

There's the old saying "Cheer up it may never happen", but looks like it has already happened for this poor lady. I can only wonder what happened here, but started me thinking how not all porn is so successful.

For example I recently came accross this video of a guy with an amazingly small dick getting a blow job. Now if I had such a teeny weener I'd not be for showing it on a porno video, yet this guy is quite happy to display his "manhood" for the world to see. Poor sod can hardly raise a semi and the "cum shot" at the end is more of an apology than a triumph.

Now I don't want to offend anyone who has a small penis. The girls say "it's the gunner and not the gun", but we all know that's bullshit. If you have a BIG dick, then this video will make you feel smug. If you have a small one then maybe it will give you hope that you to can become a porn star one day. ( So long as you're the guy taking the video and paying the model that is  ). So go get yourself a camcorder, find a girl who's willing and make your own movies, no matter what size todger you got down there.

Video of some fucker with a tiny
pecker getting a blow job

13Mb download so right click save as
( the video is longer than his dick )
Click Here

gay indians

And remember that eating to much chicken can make you gay, so take care. ( Unless you want to become gay, or are already gay, then go ahead and eat all the chicken you like ).

I read somewhere that the native amercians never ate chicken because anything that flew was sacred. I'd be interested to know if there are any gay "indians", apart from that guy in the Village People, but he may have just been wearing the costume and wasn't really gay at all.

Here's a yahoo group for gay indians. Now I'm not sure if it means native americans, or people from the Indian subcontinent. If anyone joins up can they let me know. Not that I'm gay, or an indian, and I don't eat chicken. I'm just err... curious.

granny doll

This was mailed to me by an anonymous wellwisher who enjoyed my little piece on love dolls, but prefers the older woman himself. I think it's 1000Yen to a dollar, so granny here comes in at $500. At that price it would be cheaper to get a real granny, but on the other hand this one will probably last longer.

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